DoorDash Confidential with Charlie (another PennSilverTaco thread)!

I maybe should have accepted this one, as it was two orders from different restaurants going to the same customer...

 

The same Shake Shack order, sitting there eight minutes later, and now with a second order tacked on...

 

I exclusively did DoorDash on Friday night, and one of customers had this adorable Flat-coated Retriever named Tilly, whom she invited me inside to meet...

 

Tilly's owner also had this horseshoe crab knocker on her front door, which she bought at the Philadelphia Flower Show about 25 years earlier, before she even owned a home...

 

This order would have had me driving all the way down to where I got the two refrigerators a couple weeks ago, which is not exactly close!

 

I accepted a stacked order from Uber Eats this evening, thinking it was two orders from the same restaurant going to different customers. After realizing it was two different restaurants, I unassigned. These are just some of the pathetic orders I declined on Uber Eats today...

 

I picked up a DoorDash order from here this evening; I am very happy to know that Motngomeryville has one (It apparently just opened on February 9th)!

 

I was not about to go in the opposite direction for this kind of pay, and on top of that, it was in Philly!

 

Two orders at two different restaurants for barely over thirteen bucks, going a total of more than eighteen miles, and one them is all the way in Richboro...?!?!

 

I saw this on the back of a Corolla parked in front of a customer's house; I think it's from SpongeBob...

 

As of late, Uber Eats has had the most insultingly low orders, but DoorDash suddenly decided that it didn't want to be outdone; I guarantee you that this cheap bastard didn't even tip! I was right near the restaurant in Montgomeryville, headed in the general direction of my girlfriend's house in Chalfont where the customer was also located, but I would have required a bare minimum of six dollars to even consider taking this order