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What's ur best Chuck Norris Joke?

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by SMBHooker, Aug 20, 2018.

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  1. Nov 20, 2018 at 7:54 AM
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    Correction he just lifted the truck!
     
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  2. Nov 20, 2018 at 8:05 AM
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    Chuck Norris can set the torque on his lug nuts perfectly.......with his fingers.
     
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  3. Nov 20, 2018 at 8:08 AM
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    I went to My Buddie's house in high School and I said your neighbor looks a lot like Chuck Norris and he said my neighbor is Chuck Norris. Low and behold his neighbor was actually Chuck. Super nice guy and even then he got a kick out of the jokes.
     
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  4. Nov 20, 2018 at 8:11 AM
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    Originally the world had 1 Continente. Then Chuck Norris super kicked the ground.
     
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  5. Nov 20, 2018 at 8:15 AM
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    CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!
     
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  6. Nov 20, 2018 at 8:15 AM
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    (That's the joke)
     
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  7. Nov 20, 2018 at 9:32 AM
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    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
    The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
    The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
    Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
     
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  8. Nov 20, 2018 at 9:38 AM
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    The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once ...ONCE
     
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  9. Nov 20, 2018 at 9:41 AM
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    Chuck Norris ordered the 4th gen Tacoma...….he ordered it to come with power seats, and without Entune. it will
     
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  10. Nov 20, 2018 at 9:56 AM
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    Is it true he didn’t have walls??? Did he just walk through walls?!
     
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  11. Nov 20, 2018 at 10:30 AM
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    "Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Rattlesnake. After 5 days of excruciating pain the Rattlesnake died"

    "There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist."

    (Family Guy did a joke about this in one episode)

    chuck_norris_chin_fist.jpg
     
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  12. Nov 20, 2018 at 10:46 AM
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    I didnt go in but there are walls and were walls when it was sold. I only talked to him in the front yard
     
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  13. Nov 20, 2018 at 10:50 AM
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    Ugh. A messed-up, mis-quoted Chuck Norris joke that was actually delivered by Chuck Norris himself. The EPITOME of Chuck Norris jokes and you screwed it up. I am triggered!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGtINJmFto
     
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  14. Nov 20, 2018 at 10:52 AM
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    Yes I have seen the movie. So sorry to offend you I didn't quote the movie correctly.

    But I read that joke well before the damn movie.
     
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  15. Nov 20, 2018 at 11:05 AM
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    Chuck Norris once asked a guy for directions then immediately roundhouse kick him in the face for telling him what to do.
     
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    We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack cause even his heart isnt dumb enough to attack Chuck Norris.
     
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  17. Nov 20, 2018 at 11:31 AM
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    Bigfoot once took a picture of Chuck Norris.
     
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    When Chuck Norris farts, North Korea says "Excuse Me."
     
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  19. Nov 20, 2018 at 12:01 PM
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    BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS......

    Chuck Norris has been shot! I repeat. Chuck Norris has been shot! But dont worry. The bullet is expected to fully recover.
     
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  20. Nov 20, 2018 at 1:19 PM
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    Chuck Norris can hear sign language
     
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