We are safe to fart at work

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/government-rescinds-farting-reprimand-578613

pun intended?

 

I personally find farts to be quite amusing, both on the sending and receiving end of things. It's funny when someone farts. Sure, they may stink, but there's always that golden opportunity for payback. Farting wars in the office promotes teambuilding and comradery. Farting in the workplace is one of the only things I have left to maintain my sanity. Nothing brings a chuckle like crop dusting a fellow coworker's cubicle and waiting for their reaction. People who get offended should grow a sense of humor instead of keeping a log of how many times a person farts. To those people... "I fart in your general direction!"

 

Everyone has that coworker. I like to crop dust the printer room.

 

LOL ^

 

I couldn't agree with you more. I let out one this morning and it was a high pitched one. I heard a couple giggles haha.

 

hahaha I'm laughing just thinking about it and I wasn't even there!

 

A few of you noobs may have missed this thread. It is never 100% safe to fart at work.
http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/200118-have-you-sharted.html

 

I swear farting is the only thing left that keeps us feeling young because the majority of us still laugh at it. Lol for the guy keeping a log of how many times the dude farted. That is more childish then the fart itself!

 

i walk in to my bosses office fart and step out :b

 

LOL point taken... With great risk comes great reward?

 

Word!

 

i love when i go somewhere with my FJ buddy. i fart bomb his FJ in my drive way and get out all the time. it’s really funny before he got his rain guards, and it was raining really hard he could not roll his windows down.

 

guy I used to work with used to do a whirlwind of death. He would walk into your cube, fart and spin around and then leave.

farts are damn funny.

 

HE WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.

He who denied it, supplied it.
He who deduced it, produced it.
He who attributed it, distributed it.
He who detected it, projected it.
He who perceived it, conceived it.
He who expressed it, compressed it.
He who related it, deflated it.
He who protested it, foam-crested it.
He who derided it, provided it.
He who maligned it, designed it.
He who smelled it, expelled it.
He who opined it, refined it.
He who rued it, brewed it.
He who revealed it, peeled it.
He who quipped it, ripped it.
He who knew it, blew it.
He who reported it, exported it.
He who decoyed it, deployed it.
He who averred it, disinterred it.

 

Crop dusting and whirlwind of death need antidotes.

 

while i agree with all of you, if someone sat next to me and ripped ass over 20 times a day and it stank literally like SHIT for easily over 6 months.... idk what id do, i would probably take a shit on his keyboard.

 

One time at my summer job cleaning dorms, one of my coworkers went into the dorm another co-worker was cleaning, walked a circle around him and walked out. Soon after we found out he ripped a nasty one lol.

This was retaliation to a debate

 

I think setting up a fan and blowing it back at him is acceptable, at least that is what I would do. And I would dare him/her to bring up any issues with it

 

but what if you are the guy on the other side of him and the smell is being blown your way?

 

One in the front, one in the back