Trany hoe

He he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

I had a real, real bad experience with a tranny hoe one time...

 

^They don't call the city Bangkok for nothin'.

 

Oh please do tell

 

Well... it wasn't me... but this guy I know...

All bullshit aside, when I was in the Marines, a few of us rented a room at the Days Inn in Jacksonville, NC. We had a raging party and ended up back at the barracks the next day. One of our buddies showed up to the common area missing a tooth and with a black eye. When we asked him what happened he said that he had met a hooker and brought her back to the Days Inn, but when they were making out on the stairs leading to the second floor he reached down and got more than he bargained for. This hooker was packing more meat in her/his panties than she should have. Our buddy decides to freak out and punch the tranny hooker, but she/he punches him back, blacks his eye, knocking him down the stairs where he knocked his tooth out hitting the railing. lol I've always wondered if something worse actually happened to him or that was just his dumbed down version of the events.

 

So how much did the dentist bill end up costing you?

 

Hahaha, I see what you did there.

 

He/she must have had special forces to take on a Marine.

 

I'm sure he/she was special... You'd have thought this guy would have come up with a story that didn't make him look so bad. I'm pretty sure getting your ass kicked by a tranny hooker would qualify for the "Go to the grave with you" file?

 

"Woah! Transvestite, back off." - Quagmire

 

do you speak purely in gif's?

 

Transfer case is sealed off there, but not transmission. I would check trans fluid, 5th gear and reverse is back there.