Sweet revenge ideas!!!!

TP their house just minutes before a rainstorm comes in. thats quite a mess to clean up

for the lawn

fruit loop the lawn. it turns it pretty colors if there is dew

put cinder blocks under all his axles

if he doesnt have caller id on his house phone, call every night at about 2 30 in the morning for a month

the classic dog poop in a bag on fire

saran wrap around every door leaving the house, including the garage door

put all his tires at half the pressure they are

deliver miscellaneous food items in his mailbox with his mail

wait for the mailman to deliver mail and saran wrap the hell out of his mailbox

 

Try Pepper Spray. Spray it on the door handles, and in the air intakes infront of the windshield. Basically when they start their vehicle and turn on the AC or Heater, the pepper spray gets sucked in, thus filling their cabin with the spray. OR, if you know this person pretty good and are in their house often, you could always soak their towel down with pepper spray then hang it back up to dry....A common trick we used to do to inmates when I worked in prisons. Remember pepperspray is activated by water/mucus membranes.

 

my favorite was super glue on the door locks. or pull the rear d shaft off so they think the tranny is FUBAR..

 

you sumbytch imma find you!! i remember that poo... not funny!!!

 

Go to a hunting store and buy this stuff, its called skunk junk. It smells, well like skunk. This stuff is horrid.
We used this once on a person who threw a brick at my camaro, after it had just been painted. What we did is, broke into the car and poured about 3 drops under each seat, and poured god knows how much down the AC vents and some down the air intake by the windshield. They had to sell the car because that smell never goes away.
We also put a dead skunk(road kill) under the car, so they wouldnt know we poured the other stuff all over the car.
Do this only to a person you really hate, which by reading the OP, this person qualifies.

 

I am taking a trip to a hunting store this weekend!!!

 

id say shaving cream on his lawn. or maybe sand.

 

Her Is A Funny One Get Like 5 Big Industrial Sip Ties At Home Depot Like The Ones They Use In Ac Ducts Put Four Or Five On The Drive Shaft When They Drive They Will Slap The Bottom Of The Truck And They Will Freak Out Will Stop And Not Know What The Hell It Is Did It To A Buddy and He Drove Like 30 Mins To His House Freaking Out HAHAHAH Thinking About It Makes Me Smile!

 

*mental note has been made* these jokes are fun becasue they dont damage the car... id never intentionally damage someone elses car

 

YA i Would Never Do Somthing That Would F Up Any Thing On Someones Car That Is Bad Carma And I Would Think It Was Funny If This Was Done To Me! No Bolonga on the paint or sugar in the gas tank!

 

yeh someone i went to school with did the bolonga on the paint to someone... he got to pay for a new paint job.

 

something thats sorta stupid I used to do when I was in HS is I would flip my friends license plate so the the silver side is out. I had a few buddies get pulled over for it lol Dumb but easy.

 

Ya That Shit Is To Far Somthing To Just Mess Around We Used To Put Akeme A Stone Glue Under Out Side Door Handles At Work Now That Shit Is Funny It Is So Sticky But I Will Wipe Off Will Not Harden Unless You Put The Harnder HAHA Funny It Will Not Come Of Your Hands Unless You Use Actone!

 

lmfao thats funny shit!

 

Ya If You Want To Kill Someone! Dam That Is Bad!

 

Do wat i did when my truck was trashed, LAW SUIT... fight them and win with out physically hurting them

 

oh you could also put duct tape... on there driveway where the tires roll. they roll over it. makes a loud ass sound. sometimes if they dont take it off it can ruin the brakes.

 

Thats Mitty White Of You HAHA JK! Thats Great!

 

I've seen a few things over the years. But nothing beats slapping them in court, then being a lienholder on their house or vehicle.

In the early 90's I got rear-ended by a Beemer. The guy had no DL, insurance, hell it wasn't even his car. I looked him square in the eye and said, "If I call the cops you're ficked." He only paid $50 of the $800 bill. My best friend is a Motor Unit SGT in South Florida. He ran the tag and gave me the owner info. I called. She cursed me in Spanish. I sued. I won. The puta didn't show up. I walked across the hall and placed a lien on her Beemer. She finally tried to sell her car 2 years later. I was able to charge her 25% interest (the state max). I got almost $1200 from her.

Karma, baby, karma

 

lol