Redneck Things To Do

eordonez · Apr 23, 2008

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I have many stories but i'll start with one i consider truly redneck.

This took place back in high school. Me and some buddies found a home made motocross/dirtbike course on some private land near our neighborhood. None of us had dirtbikes so whats the next best thing? Riding lawn mowers!!! My friend David had his own mower which he didnt car about, and my other friend Matt stole his dads mower. We took off the decks and the blades and decided it was time to race them around the track. Did i mentino this was private land? Anyway, when the cops showed up we were all jumping up and down on my friends sh!tty station waggon cheering on the racers. Unfortunately, one of the jumps halfway through the course was steep and tapered off pretty fast. The cops saw Matt's lawnmower stuck at the bottom while he was flooring it trying to climb the jump. David had gotten to the top of the jump but the mower was didn't have enough clearance so it was stuck. David had one foot on the hood and the other on the seat and he was rocking it back and forth like a seesaw trying to tip it forward so he could continue the race (his mower had a lot of power and had big back tires... i'm still amazed he crowned that jump). Needless to say the cops cut our fun short and threatened to ticket us all with tresspassing and destruction of private property. Fortunately we got off scott free. After this we still had "lawnmower fever" and decided to go "mower mudding" but thats another story for another day. Moral of the story.... Lawm mower off-road racing is a great Redneck Thing To Do!
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I think ND was reffering to these two machines

Edit: WOW! I didn't knew this post was so old, sorry!

tacomaman06 · Apr 23, 2008

eordonez said: ↑

I think ND was reffering to these two machines

Edit: WOW! I didn't knew this post was so old, sorry!
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nothing wrong with reviving a good thread man!!

nd · Apr 24, 2008

eordonez said: ↑

I think ND was reffering to these two machines

Edit: WOW! I didn't knew this post was so old, sorry!
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haha nice find Ed! Do they do completely retarded stuff like that down in Mexico or is stuff like "lawn mower muddin" only an American pass time? If you have any good stories of you and your buddies doing stupid stuff feel free to put them on this thread, i wanna know what you get into south of the border

missileman125fw · May 13, 2008

Your tax dollars at work. The Florida Air National Guard, defending the retention pond!!

Khaos · May 15, 2008

Last year we where doing some yard work in the back yard and realized that we needed to move a couple big ass trees and it was obvious that there was no way Me or my Dad could move them.

5 minutes later my Dads Avalanche is in the backyard and we are tying a rope around a tree. That truck pulled them tree right outta the hole.

missileman125fw · May 15, 2008

Da Hui said: ↑

Last year we where doing some yard work in the back yard and realized that we needed to move a couple big ass trees and it was obvious that there was no way Me or my Dad could move them.

5 minutes later my Dads Avalanche is in the backyard and we are tying a rope around a tree. That truck pulled them tree right outta the hole.
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I loved my Avalanche! It definitely is a powerful truck!

eordonez · May 15, 2008

i love this guys boats.....

05PreRunner · May 15, 2008

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