Redneck Things To Do

Needs no explanation.

 

ahahahahahahaaha.................thats mullet-tastic right there!!!

 

actually thats how i imagine tacomaman to look. when i saw his shirtless reflection in that picture he took this is the image i came up with

 

Business up front, party out back.

 

Think these guys are rednecks? Probably the funniest stuff I have seen in a long time....

WARNING there are lots of f-bombs dropped in this movie.,..but well worth it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbxBFb3A5ak

 

That should be a commercial for the Suzuki. I'm amazed at how well it landed. Also amazed the guy was smart enough to at least wear a helmet.

 

wow!

It almost looks like they knew what they were doing.... almost..

 

nah man!!! i definitely dont look like that(although it is funny as hell)!! i actually did have a mullet,sort of,back in middle school.........it was tha shizzle!!

as far as what people look like.....i think im gonna start a new thread tonight or tomorrow......something like "we've seen your trucks.....now show us yourselves" or something similar!!!

 

Here's some Redneck things to do during the wet, cold, blustery winters here in the Pacific Northwest:

Go to the Zoo and throw some Viagra into the Monkey cages and wait for the action.

After having a meal of eggs over easy, chili, liver and onions and washed down with your favorite Beer, go downtown to the high rise buildings and ride the elavators.

 

Here's a fresh one. On Christmas eve with my parents and one of my brothers at our house, we all decided to relax and watch tv for a few. My brother and I start some $h!t talk as normal and, of course, it turns into rough housing, except I'm too lazy to get off the couch. He tries to pin me down and I wrap my legs around his waist and start to squeeze. He backs away from the couch with me attached.
At this point I should probably say that everything from "My brother and I start some $h!t talk as normal" was told to me over the following few hours.
As he back away I slide off the couch and smack the back of my head on the 1/2 inch thick nickel arm of the recliner and go limp. Completely gone. Evidently when I came to I was very disoriented and it took about 5 minutes before I started to understand what happened.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like getting your ass knocked the fu@k out!

Best part is, this type of thing happens all the time with us.

 

haha, nice, so far me and my brother have never knocked each other out

 

that reminds me of a time me and a couple of guys lived together and after a bottle of everclear we started wrestling and a long story short me and 2 other friend ended up falling through the closed sliding back door we were laughing so hard we couldnt even clean up all of the glass

 

yum everclear...burns going down...then stops going down and just keeps burning.....lol love it...buddy of mine did flaming shots of vodka all the time...so thought he would be a wise guy and do it with everclear...I walk in the room as he is lighting the shot glass....I yell somthing begining with a capital F and the glass shatters sending flaming drops of not so clear (the way you think after drinking it) so yeah instant sobering for most the party goers lol stomping...water ...towels and baking soda later we saved his apt....but not the rug in front of sink LOL

 

anytime there is a story involving flaming liquor or straight up fuel injector cleaner(everclear)........its sure to be a good ol' redneckin time!!

 

My wife and I took our 4 year old son to this last weekend. He loved it!

 

i always knew you were one of us good ol boys!!!!

 

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/3797

 

I got one. Last weekend my mom let me borrow her '96 Corolla, so I take it over to a friend's house, zip-tie a winch to it, and hit the local mud hole. Needless to say, we got stuck. I wanted to just push it out, but we then decide to use the winch. So we tie the winch off to a tree, start pulling, and BAM! The bumper comes off the car and is drug through the mud. Me and my bud looked at each other and just start laughing our asses off. I damn sure didn't go home that night.

 

haha! that is the greatest redneck/stoner/drunk thing ever!

 

That actually looks pretty fun