Redneck Things To Do

will do, i have a feeling we'll be doing alot of camping now that the weather is nice

 

hell yeah.....im always up for camping.

 

that is a funny story i cant wait till the trip in april

 

Question ? When you guys get divorced, will she still be your sister?

 

hey....watch it man, you are part of the alliance now also...........so i'll let you answer the question!!!!

 

Sista?

 

Touche'

 

What no stories about cow tipping ?

 

if it was a real "sport" then there would probably be stories............but it doesnt happen. you cant tip a sleeping/standing cow. i dont wanna try it anyway. cause i guarantee ya, if you ever got kicked by a cow, you probably wouldnt want to do anything near one. hell, one kicked at me one time when i was climbing a fence and jumping to the other side(i guess cause i scared it), so i tend to not mess with cows too much.

 

Yeah I am a "babe in the woods" when it comes to livestock, funny story: my job (construction) took me to a dairy farm and I was set up near all the milking "gals" when all of a sudden this one "cow = bull" in the next pen starts raising holy hell, a friend of mine say that he is the stud for the "gals" who don't take to artificial insemination, and was showing me his displeasure of my close proximity to his girls and it would not be long before he breaks out of that pen and STOMPS my ass into a mud hole. I quickly vacated the farm.

 

Any of you ever go Patty Blasting? Me and my buddies take our shotguns out and go blow the crap out of some cow pies, and see who can make the biggest explosion!

 

stumeister.............with what you just said.......i wanna invite you to join our carolina alliance!!! sounds like some of the shit i did when i was younger!!!

 

Cool how do I join??

 

just send tcbob a pm and tell him to change the title under your name to "carolina alliance", and you will be set. you can also add some kind of division if you want to........just look thru the "carolina alliance" thread to see what all kinda divisions we got man!!!

 

A picture is worth a thousand words!


So, every year, my brother-in-law and I go camping for opening day of trout season. Well in all reallity, it's a night to get $hit faced and maybe fish if up to the daunting task. This photo is me passed out on a rock across the creek from our camp site. That's right.....too drunk to fish.

 

I forgot Penn. has a trout season. Here its all day every day. But to tell you the truth i like to fish for trout but i hate eating them. I would much rather have crappie or catfish (fried ofcourse) with some fried okra.

 

ahahahaaha...........if you've ever been too drunk to fish.....you might be a redneck!!!!!

 

you let me know if you ever come this way bro.....we will have all the fried catfish that you can handle.....and of course..............beer!!! we will have crappie too, i just gotta get back to the lake and catch some for the freezer!!!

 

Trout's good. The worst part is the bones, but if you cook it just right, they'll all come out together at once. I always eat the 1st trout caught for breakfast. Cooked over the camp fire. It is always a bit gritty.....from the drunk guy dropping it in the sand, but hey, just get's me a lil closer to nature.

 

I'll usually boil some crayfish and throw them in with some ramen noodles. Thats another good camp meal.