Help me with my "Slutty Dad" Halloween costume

I want to be a "Slutty Dad" for Halloween to mock all the "Slutty ______" costumes marketed to women. Unfortunately I'm at a loss for how to convey "sluttiness." I mean like, in theory isn't every married father itching to go to pound town at any given moment? How do I communicate this with a standard fatherly IDGAF anymore fashion?

 

Emphasis the "Dad Bod" with the bear gut, 3 day no shave, and costco reading glasses. Wear shorts that are around mid thigh in length, white crew socks, with berkenstock sandles, and a white checkered button down shirt. Just make everything very form fitting, and stuff your sack.

 

Definitely stuff your sack.

 

Wear some tight ass clothes. You could wear some sweatpants/althletic pants that appear like leggings lol. Then stuff a bunch of tissues or something in the crotch for a buldge. Or you could wear a speedo for dramatic effect

 

He better post some damn pics of this

 

Best Idea Yet!

 

Go full Borat. With the entourage, if possible.

 

i had this disturbing image pop up on FB this morning. should be something you work towards haha

 

Need women to chime in, but I would say Johnny Depp is a good example of what a male slut looks like.

 

Looks like a goofy dumbass who never gets laid IMO.

 

Winner for tribe slut, that hair has got to bring the ladies.

 

The 'dad' part may be tough to convey. why not slutty mechanic, plumber or accountant or something else ridiculous. easier to come up with props and bad sexual innuendo.

 

Funny!

Even more odd or not I guess, it's not gonna be easy. Just thinking about it a little, I have no clue how a male can dress slutty.

Maybe a false ballsack hanging out?

 

Nah.

All he needs is disheveled hair, some sweats and a tshirt with baby puke on it and maybe a mustard colored poop stain on the belly for good measure, a light cologne of sour milk and a raging, mega huge boner.

 

Showing a little side-nut, toting a diaper bag full of sex toys.

 

Just wear what you would normally wear on a regular day... then cut a hole in the crotch.

 

How about that ballsack backpack I've seen floating around the interwebs??

 

Where something sexy and tight with a baby carrier or baby backpack.
Don't do the vegetable strapped to your leg
though. I saw an episode of 1000 ways to die. Dude strapped a sausage to his leg a little too tight and went clubbing. Ended up with a blood clot to the brain.