FS: Mil-Spec Purell Instant Hand Sanitizer

I came across these at a surplus store and bought what they had. Built tough for field use. Great OD green color. Special side grips and flip top for easy one handed dispensing. Perfect for your Taco console or bug-out bag. $10 postage paid. PM me if interested.

 

How many bottles for $10

 

Just be a man and piss on your hands if they are dirty! My wife keeps a gallon jug of this shit in her car...

 

But is it tacticool?

 

LOL, very true! I want to see one infantry dude pull this shit out in the field... I mean it would probably be smart but still, would be hard to live that one down.

 

The side grips are high speed and the angled bottom are low drag

 

I guess this replaces the old 100% deet tubes of bug killer they used to give us to lather up with. I am going to die of cancer!

 

What about when you get a kiss from Poseidon in the portashitter on day one of an exercise?

 

May I interest you in a moist towelette?

 

I will give you 3 doll hairs for the lot...

 

One of my buddies who is a scout sniper gave me one of these. I thought it was a bit funny there was a tactical Purel bottle.

 

If you aren't the first to use it, I'm not sure just 1 towelette would do.

 

Anything that gets marketed as "Tactical" is gold to some people. It scares me that people want to label their product milspec. Anyone that has spent time in the military will understand what I mean

 

We actually had a drill instructor who taught us the correct way to wipe ones ass when in a forward environment with limited supplies is to poke ones finger through the center of a moist towelette, use ones finger to clean affected area then use wipe to clean finger. I was like, ummmmm I think I will go with shit paper in a care package bro. Though I did use a buddies skivvy shirt in the field one time when the unit ran out of shit paper due to a flue outbreak. He got up the next morning and was looking everywhere for his shirt, I was like ummmmm, I guess you lost it in your sleep bro!

 

Something something... lowest bidder

 

The trick is to cut rings off, starting at the bottom of the shirt. That way it looks like you're still wearing one...or just steal you buddies'...

 

LOL, good point. I will admit I had some low cut socks on occasion in the field.

 

Who actually wore a skivvy shirt..?

 

Who the fuck is sharing moist toweletts?

 

I guess if you're in frog top, you don't...