Don’t hit the cow patties

Just got back from a quick fly fishing trip to a particular river that is free range grazing for cows.

PSA- avoid fresh cow shit like the plague. The trail is wide enough for one truck, I was cruising at a good clip and tried to swerve a little.

Holy cow shit... an inch thick under the wheel wells, caked onto all aspects of chassis and sliders... on the paint and even up on the mirrors. It took a while to sand blast that shit off.

You’re welcome

 

Should’ve saved this one for Friday. Guaranteed 50 pages minimum.

 

@Rob Daman sounds like your adventure?

 

Cow shit is not bad. Swamp mud is much worse. It hardens to concrete and stinks forever. Next up is fresh pavement. After that is line paint.

 

Yeah, well i'm still getting pummeled by bird poop like no tomorrow with this quicksand color. In this heat it hardens like plaster. I think the ceramic coating is working overtime.

 

Ever hear the expression “a picture is worth a thousand words“?


Well....

 

Sorry to make light of your plight -- I laughed out loud at sandblast. Thanks for the morning laugh!

 

Definitely would've got on the other guy's

Nah, much more helpful than the guy that creates posts daily about his 7 bazillion dollar bike apparently no one actually wants to steal.

 

This takes me back to being a kid again, my brother and me racing fours wheelers and dirt bikes around our dads ranch for hours coming back covered in cow pie mist and chunks... ah, good times

 

This is good, as good as the fellow member from few days ago that wanted advice on shiting stealth...i laughed so hard!

 

To get to a friends camp, my buddy drove his vehicle at a fairly high rate of speed down a gravel road next to a levee. That area was full of cows. Cowpies everywhere. When we got to the camp, the white GMC crossover was covered in brown spots and you could smell the toasted shit on the exhaust. From then on, I refereed to the vehicle as The Cowpie Express.

 

Holyshit!!

 

Did not know you weren't supposed to run over cow shit. Thanks for the update and advice - will avoid.

 

Let's talk for a while on the effect of velocity when hitting cow shit.

 

Squish to explode! That's about all you need to know.

 

What a shitty thread this is...

 

Let's talk about a cow needing to shit while her bike is in the truck...

 

"toasted shit" -- I'm dying -- thank you so much !!

 

Cows don't ride bikes...