1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

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I wish I could justify spending that now.

 

Right, hoping my $600 bundle works fine

 

Micro penis for sure right there

 

Tow rig has more tire than the trail rig?

 

RIP my tires, new boost control strategy on the taco has turned it into a tire igniter. Can easily burn 1st and 2nd from a dig and will do a rolling burnout in 2nd now too. 3rd lights up but only if I'm driving it like I'm going for a 1/4mi time

 

@eon_blue
https://www.instagram.com/p/DA66sB3hxSI/?igsh=OG44OXNuZ3VrdWlu

 

@eon_blue

Not saying it's a good idea but if Dex ate some orbeez it could be hilarious.

 

Wow lol, poor guy. Gonna have to wait until after Dex recovers from the avocado he ate in our backyard yesterday, dudes been constant stink bomb

 

I feel like that avocado tree is enough reason for you guys to find a new home

 

I looked it up after dropping the photo, turns out it's a Sintor Truck. Prices start out at 200k. 46" DOT approved tires, carbon fiber fenders and a 20,000lb towing capacity pushing around 600hp

 

The skin and pits have some sort of toxin, keep a close eye on him, hopefully the stink is all that happens

 

It's a classic joke. One of the best.

 

I was watching without sound so it wasn't very funny haha

 

Like blurred porn, you didn't get the full story.

 

Well I guess I’m not welcome here anymore.



But my buggy has a 98 tacoma engine so I’m staying.

 

Yeah when we first adopted him a couple years ago he ate several avocados in our yard and he got pancreatitis from it, learned from the vet that the high fat content causes it in dogs.

the fucked up thing though is that we don’t have an avocado tree, our neighbor 3 houses down does. The squirrels grab them and then leap tree to tree and drop the half eaten ones into our yard where Dex grabs them

 

Gives me an idea for a new avocado squirrel recipe

 

@Speedytech7 Ben Calhoun's LC250 on portals to run 40" tires. They take it to run the Rubicon Trail and rock crawler events.

That would almost be overkill around here. Being able to ford rivers and deal with mud makes a truck around here.

It is some impressive-looking hardware, though. I can see Ben's famous welds running along the front bumper.

 

The Ship of Theseus has nothing on the Chrysler product. If you replace every part on Ram is it still the same piece of shit?