Survey: What should Tacoma owners display instead of Jeep ducks (wrong answers only)

Maybe what my Gen Z brother is saying about me is true - Maybe I’m just an aging millennial curmudgeon buzzkill without any “rizz,” but I DO NOT get the duck thing, and actually believe it’s super lame. I feel strongly that Jeep owners should lose the ducks, and frankly, sell the Jeep and not purchase another until Stellantis makes a decent, reliable vehicle.

With that said, the ducks make for good troll fodder.

Thus, I am surveying the international network of Tacoma owners in regards to the appropriate duck dash-adjacent ornament.

To clarify, by “wrong answers only,” I mean that I wouldn’t expect anyone to want to display the ornament on their own dash (or anywhere for that matter).

I’ll go first. This might be a safety hazard because Jeep drivers may be liable to take both hands off the wheel, and attempt to also display their waving toes. I know I would (educated in Louisiana public schools).

 

Those colors are doing me a concern...

 

If those colors represent something then I’m not aware of what the heck it is

 

I have also been wondering this and have come up with no answers. Perhaps plastic 10 mm wrenches in numerous colours.

 

I think 'anything' would qualify as a 'wrong answer'.

OTOH, realize that lots of Tacoma owners have headliners covered with morale patches. Which jeepsters would have a pretty tough time doing.

Same concept, different product, right?

 

I'd tend to agree with you there. I found a pretty funny

$7 No Duck Sticker - Made in The USA - Rubber Duck Decal Sticker for 4x4

anti-ducky sticker



I also really like the poop idea

 

The poop idea is best for TRD models.. because.. TuRD

 

LOL

 

haha

 

Used to hang these monkeys off of my cars rearview mirror in high school, I really don't know why…other than I'm a freaking weirdo.

 

The fuuuuuu

 

These are helpful.

 

the silver one. off the side mirrors.

 

Found these on Facebook Marketplace

 

Noice